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💁We ride together, we die together.💁

😌Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.

My dad beats me My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone

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He tabbed out and sat in his chair reflecting in awe on all his amazing round winning clutches, as he stared at his anime wallpaper of waifus with huge boobs holding highly modded and sci-fi like AR15's. He reached for his disposable vape pen and hit it until his room was basically inside a cloud. He stared at his lava lamp, and the wax inside started to look like cleavage, which reminded him of his favorite scene and gave him a huge boner that made him notice he had new grease stains on his shorts.

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"6.5 Inches is small!" I knew I for got something of the stuff that I hear online, like I can fiz that man... whay should I do get an implant to reach the 12?

Got an 8 piece boneless strips. 4 honey chipotle, 4 chile lime and a fries. My stomach is gonna do back flips here in a moment after I slam my second tall Stella. God willing would let me sink into this despair and let me be forgotten

Hey buddy, you delivered some gay porn to my profile but I didn't order that. You're gonna have to come take back your gay porn because I don't want it. Gay porn isn't my jam, kemosabe.

The days blur together now, with nothing here but the waves, the sand, and Monkey Ball. My old life, my old worries—they’ve faded, replaced by the single-minded pursuit of perfection in this game. I’m convinced I’m the best; if anyone else were here, they’d see it, too. I’ve mastered every level, every turn, until the boundaries of the game and reality start to merge. I talk to the screen like it’s listening, daring it to challenge me with something I can’t beat. The island means nothing to me anymore—only the game does. Someday, someone will find me here, a legend, the undisputed master of Monkey Ball.

Today I slipped up again. I had a bottle of pills in my bag—ones that aren’t mine—and took one to take the edge off before the usual water cooler chat. It worked for a bit; I felt more at ease and even looked forward to the rigatoni I packed for lunch. But as it started to wear off, so did that calm, replaced by the familiar guilt and the nagging thought that maybe my coworkers know more than they’re letting on. It’s hard carrying this secret, and it’s only getting harder to hide.

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me too man

I can't believe it, Monkeyball! How could a simple game about rolling monkeys in balls consume my every thought? The bright colors, the maddening levels—it's all I see, all I hear, echoing in my mind while I'm stranded here. It's driving me insane, these endless hours with nothing but the memory of that infernal game taunting me, laughing at my isolation and despair.

I hope your pee pee falls off

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

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Every light's turning green for you
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Every light's turning green for you
Young blonde falling down

You walked your path with no denial
That you were finally stepping out
Then something came from out of you
The Sun was in your eyes
Then your hands were in the ground

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Pick you up and we'd drive around
Not a thing to do but talk to you
Not a thing to do, oh yeah
We're still rockin' in wisconsin
We're all alright
We're all alright
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Hello wisconsin!

Hanging out, down the street
The same old thing, we did last week
Not a thing to do, but talk to you
Not a thing to do, out in the street
Oh yeah

Mom and dad live upstairs
The music's loud
So we don't care
Nixon's gone
But rock lives now
Hell yeah

We're still rockin' in wisconsin
We're all alright
We're all alright
Yeah, haha, oh
I'd steal the car
And drive on down

never give up on the ones you love
Red heart

life is to beautiful too give up
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Watch out for me
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I'm a gamer 😏💪👏

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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The plot is that a baby Is smarter then a dog in space

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