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Trying to Ironman this game for me is like thrashing my head against a concrete wall until eventually I can see little bits of exposed rebar underneath a thick smear of my blood and grey matter

It's Ok

I don't know what I'm doing but it seems cool and I think I'll figure it out someday

YOU LOAD 16 TONS, WHAT DO YOU GET?

ANOTHER DOUBLED QUOTA AND DEEPER IN DEBT

Allow me to preface my review with this.
PARADOX. I AM SUE YOU.

The game Europe Universe 4 for Steam have ruin my life. Every day now I play 20hr Ottoman Ironman Campaign, and every night I am playing Greater Gotland into Prussia. I physically cannot stop myself from playing. Ever since I first ran EU4.exe my life has gotten objectively worse. I felt myself gain 250lbs immediately upon starting game. And I gain another 50lbs upon picking England. Even worse, I made Reddit account and became Discord moderater.

I am suffer many physical injury as a result of this game too. I am now have trigger finger from hitting Debase Currency button (thankfully I am still able to do so by slamming my chin into mouse) and the countless nights spend hunch over at desk have left me with scoliosis. I will be sue Sweden and Paradox Interactive for making this game that have ruined my life.

I still leave this game positive recommendation as playing Prussia was very fun and based and redpilled as my wife's son who I have not seen in weeks due to playing many EU4s said.
Thank you all for reading. Much love from Vermont

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAND FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You call it "rampant environmental neglect", "needless pollution of the ecology" and "rising sea levels displacing millions", I call it "reinforcing my naval hegemony" and "getting a canal for free"

I want a refund

8BitMMO, 8 seconds of fun!

There IS a table

This happened to my buddy Keith once