yep

he aint wrong

this ♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture (I really wanted to tell you that). It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry I'll be there to protect you. ;) Sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture, sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much haha. Add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun. xoxo

I finally got her(sike) skype and my heart started beating fast when I got that video chat link. I clicked on that ♥♥♥♥ and got greeted with some nasty, hairy-ass pepperoni titties. The camera moved up, and I caught a view of the beard. Oh no. The camera contined up to show me a beady-eyed magic-playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That vile ogre looked me in the eyes and said "Hey, sexy." Y'all better not fall for the ♥♥♥♥ I did. I thought this was a real anime girl. ♥♥♥♥ this gay earth.