Recent reviews by yorniloc

nice

10/10, caiatl lapdance was a bit much but great otherwise

I liked the part where I was signing in and The Witness said 'nah chief' and I tried to sign in and he said 'nah chief'. I cant wait to try to sign in again.

We beat the Third Enemy! Sony!

its alright

Im sorry but what is this? If I hadn't played the demo I would of thought this was a demo, and nothing more. The music is a couple of different 5 second loops, the sound effects are not balanced and there is absolutely no direction to the game. This is a shame, as I have been watching this game since day 1 basically. If the dev puts in some MAJOR work it could be a good game, Hell if you can get past the painful early game it might even be okay. It feels like the dev spent all his time making the end of the game good without taking any time to consider how clunky it is to get there.

Why cant escape take me out of a menu? why can tab only take me out of some menus but not others? why did I have to die 4 times before I happened to stumble across a half clipped in the ground flower that I found out could heal me after I picked it up? This feels like it was incredible rushed

So the game was fun for the first week, buggy but fun. Then my inventory got erased and I haven't been able to connect to the server since. What was their solution? "Just make another character"
No. I'm not wasting my few hours of free time a day to slog through the same slow progression story missions just to try to catch up to where I already was, it is not the playerbases fault you morons can't code a game properly.
And to make matters worse, they immediately knee jerk nerfed every class but devastator. Games trash, developers are trash, do not buy it.

Game itself is fun, community is easily more toxic than league of legends. you know your community is bad when the nicest players are the carnivores

Soda is delicious

I would rather drag my balls through a mile of broken glass with Rosie O'donnels queef as my only air supply than play this game again