Recent reviews by yorkmouse

Pros:
- Realistic
- Very Difficult
- Random people will beat you up if you have cigarettes.
- Reevaluate life decisions why you are gaming when you have chores to do

Cons:
- There isnt a tutorial. A master hobo gives you a few hints what to do but thats everything. The diary tutorial was removed for whatever reason. (Btw you also won't be guided to him, you just get thrown into the game after waking up in a trashpit prob because you drank too much alc and you go investigate how you end up being there. How to take care of your health, how to survive the game wont teach you that.)
- Everything will kill you. When you are drunk your health decreases. When you need to go to the toilet your health decreases. When you go through trash your health decreases. At one point everything will just decrease your health.
I dont quite understand why trash will hurt you especially at the beginning where its essential for you to go through it. And bandages which require 5 fabric only heal 10 health points out of the maxmimum 100.
- Apropos trash. Most of the interactions are just one specific minigame: Stop this Bar at the correct green area. It gets frustrating after 50 times.
- The only difficulties are Normal, Hardcore and Hardcore+. There's no Easy difficulty for newcomers or people who actually want to learn the game. Have fun dying not knowing why.
- Death: The worst thing is after you die you will loose 10 points of everything. Max health, stamina, just everything. You can rebuy it with a talisman from a shop but it costs over 1000 Crowns. So basically you get punished for dying. But not only this way. Your items vanish as well. A hobo will have them but you will need to buy them back which is just ehhh.
- No Minimap. Literally. You cannot imagine how many times I got lost because I need to stop walking and then open the map to see where the hell I am supposed to go. I dont quite understand why a minimap would be too overpowered but ok.
- You cant pause the game.
- You cant skip the beginning cut scene of the game.
- Some trashbins will be locked and guarded by random dudes. Idk but I cant really imagine anyone defending a public trashcan or locking it. Maybe a trash fetish?
- Temperature: There are people running around with a hoodie but you will freeze to death at 11+ Celcius.
- Morale: You will be depressed just by existing. There's no way how to stay positive apart from reading Playboys or smoking cigarettes. This also decreases your health.

This is what I experience while playing around 5 hours.
Maybe there is a way to conquer this game but I just don't have the patience or the time to retry everytime I drink a bit of alcohol or go through trash.

It happened. The game of my dreams has been developed.
For way too long I was mocked for liking two things. One chairs, the second sitting.
Thanks to Chair Simulator I can know combine both hobbies into a digital, addicting version of the real life rip-off.
Thank you MSCHF Product Studios for creating a game where I finally can be the person I always wanted to be.

addicting rage quitting try over and over again game
but you just cant stop
plus a grand community that provide you with even more raging content lol

rage 10/10
it never felt so good to ram my length into a hole

- No Sound Options (You can adjust it per volume mixer)
- Only for a few minutes it gets boring after a while

But ye if you have a friend and you are bored go ahead and have some minutes of fun lmao.
The game itself is lacking a goal. Or maybe that you can unlock accessories after winning some game.
Would be awesome to be able to win the game. Right now its just who can survive the longest and doesnt die but no last man standing wins.
Just it doesnt have a reason why you should continue playing.

i like it
lower your volume though or your ears will bleed
music made me anxious to even turn around

Don’t like the camera movement.
If you are a FPS player you prob ass well won’t like it

I hate it

best game ever

rage