m'sieur duche's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 10:57am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:15am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 1:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:06am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 1:42pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:28am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm