I sexually Identify as a Genji.

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dashing through the battlefield swift striking the disgusting enemy team.
People say being Genji is Impossible but I don’t care, I can solo carry.
I’m having a plastic surgeon install cyborg parts, a shuriken dispenser and a dragonblade on my body.

From now on I want you guys to call me "Genji Shimada Senpai" and respect my right to ignore objectives and play team deathmatch.

Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!