midget-yoda
bobby
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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hilbert 30 Sep, 2017 @ 12:12pm 
gay
Aulong 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
+rep honest trader
Anthor 28 May, 2016 @ 9:36am 
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Smile 9 May, 2016 @ 7:46pm 
you are good in counter strike :)
azure 17 Dec, 2015 @ 4:22pm 
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