Yig's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2015 @ 5:54am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2015 @ 6:09am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 5:33am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 9:33am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2015 @ 5:56am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 5:33am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 5:42am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2015 @ 8:52pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 6:05pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2015 @ 4:07pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 9:53am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 5:37am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:55pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 9:28am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 5:20pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2015 @ 10:01am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 6:12am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2015 @ 9:33am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 5:36am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 5:49am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 5:46am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2015 @ 5:55am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2015 @ 10:34am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 9:02am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2015 @ 7:17am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 5:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 9:02am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2015 @ 1:38pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2015 @ 5:55am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 6:53pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 9:27pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 6:05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2015 @ 1:43pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2015 @ 6:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2015 @ 1:39pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 5:49am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2015 @ 10:00am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2015 @ 6:05am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2015 @ 9:45am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2015 @ 6:08am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2015 @ 10:33am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 5:17pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2015 @ 5:54am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2015 @ 6:16am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:22pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 5:38am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 5:49am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 9:55am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 7:30pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 8:48pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 8:19pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 6:03pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 7:06pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 8:29pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 5:47pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 5:48pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

14 / 30