Nedávné recenze uživatele radicalkiwi

'Most Strategic Murder Game of the Century 2016'.

Have you ever wanted to be a benelovent ruler, with free things for everyone and total equality? Don't buy this game. Expect lots and lots of poverty.

This game, contradictary to the title, will not teach you how to survive. It will teach you how to die. Repeatedly,

HIGH SPEED ACTION MURDER DEATH GAME SHOOTY BANG BANG OH ♥♥♥♥ I DIED BANG SHOTY GUN STABBY STAB ♥♥♥♥ I DIED STBBY STABY BATBALL TO THE FACE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I DIED OH GOD PLZ HELP ENDLESS CYCLE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION DAMN YOU YOU MADE SOMEONE A WIDOW

Have you ever wanted to attack evil zombie-esque tribesmen with a fireman's axe? Or desperately attempt to figure how to get clean water cuz there's no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turtles anywhere and you need turtles because why the hell not? This is the game 4 u m8

One day I decided to log on to Steam. My friend sent me this game, and for a year and a half, I didn't even look at it. Then, two days ago, my friends and I decided to play it. I didn't like the idea, but my friends said they would rek my nan's nan if I didn't, so I did. And it was bliss. Until my friends got pissed and hung up on me the end

9324/132

I don't like it. Too realistic.

- EA Games

I like to burn everything and endanger my BFFBFBBFBFFFBFFFBFF's. 133/121

I like the Last Stand. Everything else is too hard.

To me, the only fun gamemode is escape, and over time the 4 or 5 maps get boring. I mean, the gameplay's pretty nice, and so are the graphics, but the charaters don't seem to change anything at ALL, and they seem to focus on that. Overall.
4/10.