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ㅤ* The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
ㅤ* A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement. "Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming." "Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...