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I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
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Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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Oh, wait, that was Randal...nevermind...
-- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org>
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If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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War isn't a good life, but it's life.
-- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
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"To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury
yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of these ships are up to 100
feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can
remain submerged for up to 3 weeks."
-- Garrison Keillor
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It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon.
-- Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
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"Yeah boi, it's callled the trippa snippa!"
"...why?"
"Coz it trips yeh the ♥♥♥♥ out, and snips your life away from reality"
"sassy....sassy wots innit?"
"Ahh you know, the uze. Meth, weed, heroin, cocaine, acid, battery acid, chicken and lettuce, vodka sorce, ajax spray, bang and the dirt is gone, weed killer, some 'erbs and spices all wrapped up in a tortilla."
"You Okay les? It's Only drugs!"
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