Here are some quotes from my saint-like leader:

"Arteezy escapes with 20 health. And then he dies because no one lives forever, you ♥♥♥♥." ~ best commentator ever

"Teamfights are gonna be good. They have naga's song, Gyro's ult and Tusk. Well Tusk isnt that great but seeing someone get punched up in the air is just comical." ~ basically the same guy

"Shove a phone up her ass" ~ Tricky Vic 2015

"Tyrefire is really putting the tire on the fire"

"How to play techies: you mute all other players in the game." ~ John Cena

"He checks Rosh to see if Ursa has magically appeared in the game. Luckily he has not, so nobody is doing Rosh at 4 minutes."

"Mike, why dont we stop Poland from being a thing, reunite Prussia, then invade Russia. We could make Prussian-Russia and then we could invade The Netherlands and force Yarno to invade this girl's nether regions. Or we could have some cinnamon rolls, I have like four left." ~ baked af

"Rule 34 is your friend in dire times" true

"They were originally part of Navi but they got kicked out because apparently they were retarded"

"Team 5 AM is performing really good lately considering there are only two members."

"Donald Trumpet. Doot Doot I am presidentski."

"Sometimes I put my phone on my ass, but then when I get a message my balls vibrate and I'm just like what did I do this for?" ~ that one guy from Peru

"I felt like a dying dog when you were playing gyro mid"

"The prime-minister of Japan is my waifu" "Isn't that a man?" "yes"

"Stop saying no and start saying yes" -Shark "That sounded really rapey"-PXY from Peru

"I'm going to Kurt Cobain my nose" ~he died

"My penis is like spaghetti
You won't regretti
Or be upsetti
It is also really thin and long as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~guess