"There's nothin' wrong with bein' a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.
Experimental psychologists think they're biologists.
Biologists think they're biochemists.
Biochemists think they're chemists.
Chemists think they're physical chemists.
Physical chemists think they're physicists.
Physicists think they're theoretical physicists.
Theoretical physicists think they're mathematicians.
Mathematicians think they're metamathematicians.
Metamathematicians think they're philosophers.
Philosophers think they're gods.
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Virtue is its own punishment.
-- Denniston

Righteous people terrify me ... virtue is its own punishment.
-- Aneurin Bevan
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Amy: "What about Umbrielle?"
Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her."
Amy: "Trouble in bed."
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