+rep

Thus spake the master programmer:
"You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you
can't make him computer literate."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
🤓
You will soon forget this.
😯
The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it... I can see why!
-- Harry Skelton
😗
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth
and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
😪
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

Sign on a cathedral in Spain:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if
dressed as a man.

Above the enterance to a Cairo bar:
Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husband
or similar.

On a Bucharest elevator:

The lift is being fixed for the next days.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

-- Colin Bowles
🙂

+rep

+rep fast and fair

+rep

+rep