I used to like big tiddy goth girls but then I got vaccinated and all of a sudden I started craving big juicy mouth watering c o c k s.

I don't know when it happened but one day I was working out at the gym and saw this super ripped bro dude so I walked up to him and complimented his physique. We hit it off and the dude was super chill and even offered me tips to build my core strength! Then it happened, I was lifting heavy that day and asked him to spot me on the bench. I laid down, got into position and started my presses when I noticed his massive bulging crotch right in my face, the smell of his crotch was tantalizing, like a pheromone that ignited a passion within my very pants. He saw the tent erupt from my shorts and then looked into my eyes. It was then I knew I was being mind controlled by the covid-19 vaccine.

you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.

You smell like unwiped ass

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