Recent reviews by zipeL (on holiday)

"What could go wrong?"

I thought repeatedly.

The odds for this match are 80 and 20!

I'll just bet this A-W-P,

And my Karambit Fade,

I'll make tonnes of money

In this easy Bo3



I tune into Twitch

It's the middle of the night

I'm happy to see that my team's going alright

"They've lost map 1"

"But won map 2"

Come on, come on!

I know you'll pull through!



The score's 15-14

But my team isn't winning!

My skins are on the line

I find myself shaking



20 seconds left

It's just one alone player

in a 1v1 clutch

Against a crazy-fast AWPer



He flicks, he fires

The lone player had no chance

This AWPer's too quick

And his cover was scarce



I stare at the screen

My skins are all gone

The game ends 16-14

I'm feeling so torn



I tweet to the team

"You're ♥♥♥♥, go die!

I lost all my skins!

IT'S YOUR FAULT!! NOT MINE!!"