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71.2 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
Dearly one of the best games I've ever played. It can and will make me rage at times, but the joy of inflicting massive stacks of poison damage will always bring me back to it. 10/10 game.
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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101.2 hrs on record (48.8 hrs at review time)
Honestly the most beautiful game I've ever played. When I first started playing this game, I thought it was so dumb and way too difficult, so I pushed it aside for a few months. My friend then urged me to start playing it with him, so I did. Once I figured out everything, I couldn't stop playing it. That's when my life started spiralling downward. It all started off with me missing meals. I would skip dinner to play this game. Shortly after, I began to miss work because I was so addicted. I would be up until 6 A.M. playing this game every day. For my body to be able to obtain the energy needed to stay up late and play the game, I decided to take some 5-hour Energy. Once I phased out of that, I realized I needed something much stronger. That's when I became addicted to something more powerful than Mount & Blade. I became addicted to heroin. To this very day, I inject myself with 7 heroins every night just so I can stay up to play this beautifully created game. My wife left me, my children died from starvation since I had no time to feed them (beseiging castles come first). Now all that's left is me, and my lovely Calradia. I love every bit of it.

10/10 Would lose job and become addicted to heroin again.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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213.5 hrs on record (37.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Toxic ass community. Can't even walk outside of my house without being shot.

10/10 Would die again.
Posted 16 November, 2016.
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1,966.8 hrs on record (356.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game is AIDS
Posted 29 September, 2016.
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