-rep unemployed

-rep wallet warrior with top tier tanks

-rep Not even at 1000 hours on warthunder.

Also, that 289/300 XP to the next level? Let me guess, you’re just keeping yourself “almost there” like everything else in your profile. Kinda like how you played 66 games last year and just couldn’t muster the energy for one more. Maybe if you spent less time playing Aperture Desk Job for 38 minutes and more time actually completing a game, you’d hit that magical number.

Oh, and let’s not forget those Farming Simulator hours. 456 hours? Damn, your dedication to growing virtual potatoes is almost inspirational. Maybe when you hit 500 hours, you’ll unlock the achievement for “stepping outside.”

But hey, someone’s gotta keep the screenshots coming, right? Keep grinding for that Level 24, Tyler. I’m sure your $1,095 library will be worth something... eventually. (2)

Hey Jokerbaby, coming in hot with that roast, huh? I guess all those 4,500 hours in games gave you plenty of time to sharpen your wit. But let’s talk about the 101 screenshots you’ve collected like a digital hoarder. What are you doing, snapping pictures of loading screens to remember what it’s like to actually play? Maybe if you put the camera down for five seconds, you’d have more than 45/1,328 achievements in PAYDAY 2. Or do you need proof of every mediocre moment you’ve spent pretending to be a trucker in American Truck Simulator? 323 hours of hauling… must be thrilling stuff to capture.

And bro, 18 games unplayed? You’ve got more untouched games than meaningful screenshots. I’d say you're treating your Steam library like an art gallery—except you’re the guy staring at the pictures you don’t even get. (1)

In the groups section, we’ve got Space Engineers. Cool, except it’s mostly spent watching YouTube tutorials trying to figure out why your spaceship keeps exploding.

Overall, your profile is an impressive shrine to good intentions, but I’m guessing most of those games remain untouched—unlike your credit card. Keep stacking those wishlists, Henry. Steam sales are coming, and your backlog isn’t getting any smaller. (3)