🏆 ESL National Championship Sweden 2024 (Quarterfinalist) – lost because a teammate's AirPods died mid-overtime

💪 FACEIT LEVEL 10 (2941 ELO PEAK) – intentionally dropped ELO after switching to a Dvorak keyboard for “ergonomics”

🔥 ESEA MAIN S45 (STAND-IN) – subbed in with 240 ping, still topfragged every map while downloading Windows updates

⚡ BLAST Premier Spring Open Qualifier 2024 – beat ex-major players but got disqualified for using a wireless mouse on LAN

🌟 CCT North Europe Series 6 (Invited) – declined the invite due to a deep commitment to a Valorant Iron-to-Radiant challenge

🏅 WePlay Academy League Tryouts – told I was “too smart” for the academy system and would “intimidate the coaches”

🐉 Perfect World Shanghai Invitational – couldn’t attend due to passport photo being flagged by AI as “too blurry to be human”

💯 Nordic Aim Kings Tournament Champion 2023 – landed 17 aces in a single BO3 (all clips corrupted, unfortunately)

🔫 1.92 HLTV Rating (Unofficial) – not listed due to privacy settings and mysterious “VPN discrepancies”

🏹 16,742 Registered Deagle Kills – allegedly top 0.005% globally, Steam support asked if I was a bot