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29 of 38 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:09pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:39pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:25pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:43pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:03pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29pm

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:54pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:50pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:32pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:44pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:30pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:33pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:04pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:22pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:48pm

Virtual cats addict

Watch MeowTube for 10mins straight
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:54pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
86 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
72 / 100

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
315 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
156 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
9 / 50
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