Recent reviews by XxalvinxX

ah yes seeing that crystal dynamic logo coming out sends me nostalgia chills brr!

i wish game companys returned to standing out logo animations than oversimplyfing

Games in arcade paradise are neat and fun

My faves are

Smoke em (dlc)
Meteor madness

Ideas for improvements

Woodgals adventure could use mouse controls and multiswap

Barkanoid could use extra lvls
Woodguy golf could use tournament difficulty and new course

Kung fury can be pain at times

Neat flower theme action puzzle game

Also it gives gameboy color vibes somereason its really charming

nice game almost gives me feeling of true godus 2.0 even though they this and that completely diffrent

+neat artstyle
+soundtrack

=could use some more varity styles for hovels stone homes and luxury mansions example diffrent skins
=marketplace refuses to be placed in situations where road must be connected even if its close to road

-wonder building can be bit headache epsially last one as last goal (since you have to complete goals in order which its annoying) is to place treasury but one time theres was already in place and i got to that part game didnt check that i had already placed it

very charming casual sim set in china it suprised me bit when i started playing it

+nice learning of china culture i had bit enjoyment
+straight foward
+art is very charming
+dialog is very good for english (even though some clip out of box could use some scaling to fit all text for some situations/events)

=could use to have option to skip entire cutscenes (like when i accidentally click friends when i meant to click shop) so i wouldnt have to mass click to hopely skip dialog (as of update 2.0 they added to skip em entirely yay)

=sometimes requests are bit odd like i way got past the needed face amount and sucees rate is 75% it fails and sometimes success (i learned that having x3 or even more face than minimun needed face increases chance to be granted then again i could be wrong...)

-some things are kinda bit too expensive in shop by the time you have engouh money for it it goes away
-sometimes after learning so many skills spawns so many events and such its chore to go through since no possible to skip entire cutscenes without mass clicking

fun game by popcap too bad now they just are distant memory of golden age :(

nice simple city building game on randomly generated islands where you place buildings to maxinze bonuses and minizise penaltys as much as possible

pros:
nice calm music
very light to run

neutral:
placing buildings in crammed islands become challenge but then again its good thing and think careful

could use some more islands varity epsially first island

sandbox mode would be great where you have access to all buildings and can generate new island as you please would be
great to test and improve in main game

cons:
well only i can think that some buildings could use some buffing like mansions give 2 base instead 1 (due smaller range) but keep every else bonuses same

shellshock live is great timewasteing game theres plenty players to match and wreck and have fun with all gg's gl's hf's and more XD

Tbh i wanted to do proper rewiew of this game for quite while but hardly got time and ideas to express my thoughts

so here we go

game is still fun to play
if you can get players of same level or higher than you its blast to play

things that annoy me

my teammates that ragequit as soon as they make even tinyest mistakes or even just leave the match after getting hit with X2 critt of any wep

players just kick me without a reason regalles of my lvl (and i dont care SR eihter) or after i helped my teammates to victory or after i landed a lucky break shot like 160 crit dmg from left side of map (me) to right side of map (opponent) with BFG 9000 (players say HAXXXXXX when i always play with my skills) it annoys me ( although its could be just me) when i watch nice shot compiclations on YT some get compligets like ns vns n1 etc but when i make good shots (although its random from situation to situation) i get like hax hacks banned etc that really grinds my gears all i do is to want have fun and enjoy the game without having to deal with this annoyance

players that wont let me to get grates that spawn i cant tell how many times i wanted to have more than one wep to use in one wep mod lobbys *cough* rebound *cough*

Also when X2 spawns and i have wep i want to use and wind is right and got lock on i ask them do they want no awnser what they have no awnser but wheh shot happens they just steal me from it and misses anyway one notorious case of x2 stealing one time my "teammate" decided to steal x2 out from me then hitting not only self but also me big time then leaves the match like WTF! THEY were thinking?! And most frustating part that i locked in faster than them so they had more than engouh time to change aim and not steal x2 out from me and then screwing both us big time

oh yeah i have problem with juggernaut mode no matter what i do i seem to hardly sccess at killing jugger eihter my mates bail out on me/have bad weps or play just badly but as jugger im often too strong because of my level theres time i become one everyone becomes afraid of me or jugger just kills me despide ohters closer or something

one case of juggernaut mode that same jugger got to be 3 times in row despide there 8 PLAYERS!

oh boy where i do begin with rebound or as i would call it Riggedbound

quicksand/desert users that love to fire those on me rahter than anyone else so i couldnt get out even with max tracks and earthquakes are too few and too far bewteen

when comes to luck it seems i have the worst

great barriers but trash wep
hard barriers but great wep
or both but hardly my way like anyone else has blessed with

crate stealers oh dont get me started on those that snag me out from me when i would desperally needed one during Riggedbound mode when im already at great disadvantance

and ragequitters and wind despisers more rampant than ever before come on i jsut want to get lvl 100 and snag that last achiviment so you guys not have to dread me no more its too much to ask for me to get lvl 100 without getting ragequitters and wind despisers and join high ranks like some hace reached


As retired now from this game i had frustating time with this wind haters and sucky players and ragequiteers left and right and no one that wouldnt bail out on me dosent even want play with me rahter prefeer that 4.08 Riggedbound

I only recommand this if you have anyone to play with ya and can enjoy it and have fun

Dont do same mistakes i did i didnt enjoy it or had fun or i did but those were keeping popping up to my lobbys :(

nostalgia trip for awesome times :D

Best classic arena FPS


gauntlets such underrated learn to use it players ✊