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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,382.7 hrs on record
Where's?
Posted 30 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
541.3 hrs on record
Game's like you think you just diggin’, but nah, you turnin’ into a pixel Don Juan, buildin’ your crib, stackin’ mad trophies, and runnin’ from all that crazy sh!t tryna fnck you up… Real talk, there’s so many enemies you’ll be gettin’ more freaky encounters than in real life. But don’t sweat it — pickaxe in one hand, and maybe somethin’ way tougher in the other. So if you down for pixel adventures with a lil’ spicy action and mad adrenaline — welcome to Terraria, fam!

BTW

Yo, I’m a quadcuber who broke the V-card—no more rookie moves, fam!

I can’t stand no damn fishermen, for real.
Posted 30 June. Last edited 30 June.
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1 person found this review funny
219.1 hrs on record
Serious Sam 3’s ahhr..
Serious Sam 3's straight-up old-school shooter madness. You’re Sam, the badass dude, throwin’ down against endless waves of crazy aliens and monsters tryin’ to wreck the Earth. It’s non-stop action, big-ass guns, and tons of crazy explosions — no chill, just pure chaos and shootin’ spree. If you’re all about big fights and goin’ hard, this one’s for real.
Yo, what’s good, Tena?
Posted 30 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
131.3 hrs on record
Outlast 2’s a crazy-ass horror game where you play this dude Blake, a reporter, rollin’ deep in the middle of nowhere Arizona. He’s tryna figure out what went down with this pregnant chick’s murder. No guns, just his night vision cam, sneakin’ through some wild-ass cult freaks and messed-up monsters. It’s all about that crazy religion sht, madness, and straight-up horror vibes, grr.
Posted 30 June. Last edited 30 June.
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53.3 hrs on record
Been wreckin’ fascists for 18 years straight, and no cap — still ain’t bored of it.
After all these years, I’m still diggin’ deeper into this game, thought I knew it 100%, but nah.
And yo, guess what? Turns out there’s two Blazkowiczs! Sht’s wild, huh?
Or maybe this ain’t the game after all, hm?
Posted 30 June. Last edited 30 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
763.9 hrs on record (763.7 hrs at review time)
Sheeet, this three-hand game finna hit different, that’s what we need fr fr.
Posted 30 June.
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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1,565.0 hrs on record (1,412.0 hrs at review time)
I’ve been talking to Monika for 1,500 hours. When will this end?
Posted 17 April, 2023. Last edited 27 May, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
844.7 hrs on record (205.0 hrs at review time)
Awesome game. I regularly repassing it with a company of friends.

Of course, "click to ten" requires a lot of patience and perseverance, attentiveness and well-developed thinking. The game has an interesting plot and many hidden secrets. I suggest you try it, because at the moment the game is completely free. "Click to ten" is very addictive and can be played for a long time.
Posted 3 November, 2022.
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