Who are you

dude i don't think we've talked since like 2016 and i'm incredibly confused

Stop talking about your own state

doge's extreme state of dead-ness is beyond my comprehension

doge is very dead

doge is dead

Hey!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?
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We're Number One
Hey!
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We're Number One
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We're Number One
Hey!
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We're Number One
Hey!
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YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE

can you like stop dying plz

Am i or the others doge

Doge 25 Dec, 2015 @ 1:17am
ey b0ss i mis u mangg

well now i miss u </3

you hurt him

WTF DID U DO WITH DOGE

hoe an d boa ts bczit iz kunning chet!

dw i already sent free doges to the doge army but commando doge here betrayed me and my trust. distastefully disgusting doge domme kutslet

chef,sned halp 2 doge foundtiaion and commendr doeg i love you all and idk and im bek guysss :D:steamsalty:

My friend, the doge army is just a fake group designed to steal virginities from innocent doges

My friend, the doge army returns.

My friend, buy me some memes.

My friend, save my soul.

My friend, lick my ass.

My friend, good bye.

ey b0ss wnna buy some m3mes

I miss the old Kanye, ♥♥♥♥ from the gold Kanye
Talking 'bout the soul Kanye, set all his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I'd like to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, there wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanye's
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye"
Man that would be so Kanye, that's all it was Kanye
We still love Kanye and I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
-Kanye

oh baby i wanna know why

heuheueueuheheue

OMFG DOGE IS BACK

king of the memes; I been that
meme machine; I inhale that
looking through your glasses
I can see that you been smack'd
by a load of ♥♥♥ like you've been wack'd
SIKE! you aint going to get your viriginity back!
Call me chefy hot 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮

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DOGE COME BACK TO ME </3

most restaurants have giant servings of spaghetti that only consist of a few noodles and that is how they rip off their customers

compare my profile page to yours

i think its proven...

im 69% more doge than you

when u gay but u give the gay gay look; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswCi9uGZBE

for u give me pokemon showcase i choose to quickscope u like faze instead of kill can of doge;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03CS0smMxRA

forgive english, i am Russia.
I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

hi dad

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B EATING MCDONALDS SKREB
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

doge bby plz marry me

That moment when you had sex with a squashed roach and it's legs keep moving so you feel sorry for it and squash it even more to end its misery but then you realise that would just make it hurt even worse and plus all of it's guts are on the floor so you go to get the broom forgetting about all the roach guts causing you to slip on the guts and fall through the floor into the roach infested basement and then a roach walks into your mouth and you accidentally swallow it so you try as hard as you can to force yourself to vomit but then you realise that it tastes pretty good so you continue to eat the rest of the roaches until you get so full that you're about to explode but then you look in a small puddle inside the basement and realise you got fat from all the roaches so you proceed to run into the neighbour's house and see the hot blonde girl so you get in bed with her and suddenly - actually ♥♥♥♥ this story im going to bed cya

ill rek ur mum in club pneguin m88888 u wnna go?!?!?!?!?1/1/1//1/!?!?!//1/1/

u fokkin wot m8

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