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HI remember me from yesterdays gay bar in Sweden? i believe we are the same age, size and have the same interests, if you want to stay friends let me know.

For a couple of years now I have had troubles sleeping. Until one day I found this guy on an ad on facebook selling a special ''hand-made cream'' (as he likes to call it, but God knows what's inside it), Anyway it is supposed to kill Fungus because I had a biiiiiiig Fungus problem on my b-a-l-l-z. He insisted on meeting me to apply it on me himself, which i refused immediately of course and I actually called the police on him and now he is arrested. So if someone hasn't heard anything of him, you know he's in the cell serving justice and applying cream to other inmates to fulfill his outrageous desires. Thank you ! :)

Hello, its dr.soldoktorn, we soke last week and im glad to inform you that you meet the criteria for sex reassignment surgery and everything is set for next weeks Procedure as scheduled. See you soon ♥♥♥!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

After a good game in PUBG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of seconds we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great chicken dinners and most importantly he shared a lot of 8x scopes with me.
I invited him to my house for a PUBG lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I hit him with a pan. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.