Carmela Soprano with a penis would be breathtaking. Her shaft would be so thick and ripe with veins, plump and ready for action at a moments notice. She would shave regularly so her balls would be smooth and shimmery. The helmet would be proud and firm, and she’d take viagra occasionally for extra power.

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Just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things.

I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect benis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his ♥♥♥♥ wasn’t real.

Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie.

Overall it was a pretty good movie, but there were too many spoilers in the movie that took away from the excitement.

Also, Aquaman drowns and dies

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There was a DDoS attack, but it's all fine now.

Thanks for dota dude! I've been thinking about buying this for a while, I really appreciate it!