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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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