(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Son... ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!

What the creators of Spongebob and Nickelodeon refuse to acknowledge despite continuous outcries for the truth is this.. The krabby patty formula is not technically a recipe of any sorts. If you can follow me here allow me to purport that the krabby patty formula is a feeling rather than a physical recipe. This 'recipe' can not be taught and it certainly cannot be stolen. But the fallibility of Plankton's scheming is a subject for another time. Put simply, Spongebob was born with the ability to cook a perfect krabby patty. Through some divine providence (there are nods to it throughout the show E.G the introduction of King Neptune) Spongebob was chosen to create the ideal patty. This is the truth that Nickelodeon is trying to keep from us, it won't be hidden for much longer after next weeks protests.

I'm probably not as cute as skadoodle but i might have something thatd keep you entertained! add me on snap;p foxy-boss

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

grill*

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