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It has come to my attention, something of the latter to which I am truly unsatisfied by due to the pure lack and disrespect of the local collection of apples currently located on D-Deck of the Jupiter Mining Coorporation vessel, Red Dwarf. I soley hold you as the responsible body and as such you will soon be recieving the letter of formal discharge from the Space Core.
It's of no pleasure, I assure you, that I go ahead and wish you a Merry Christmas - insert relevant and various religious holiday of your choosing - and as such must serve you your letter of death, apologies in advance, the dispensernator three-thousand-fourhundred-and-eighty-seven can only count up to 42, so it should take roughly 3 quad pushup in your underwear to succesfully die.
Yours Faithfully,
BossLobster.
Hey Gurl.
Sincerely, Me
P.S. You can lick my eyeball anytime you want.