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hello, want to come over and watch attack on titaN? we can buy soda pop and doritos JACKED. we'll get so worked up on sugar it'll probably turn into a anime marathon!! maybe it'll turn into a hentai marathon ;)

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

What's my gender? Did you just ask me what my gender was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLITERATE ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen browsing /b/. What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT. Since you're SOOOOOOO curious, I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D. I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways.
Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E(cis scum) and F E M A L E. I can swap between these genders as a I please. You're ignorance is literally OOZING out.

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

xenou you're the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the planet. You're such a ♥♥♥♥♥ that I feel compelled to eat you. Because all I eat is beer and ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I love eating ♥♥♥♥♥. I eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that it's on the endangered species list. If my boy Notch ever made a video game where all you do is eat ♥♥♥♥♥, and you took the highest score ever, I would still eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than that in real life. If there was an all you can eat ♥♥♥♥♥ buffet they would have to close down in a week because of me. They call me Alf around the way because I'm always trying to eat that puss. If it was possible to actually drown in ♥♥♥♥♥, I would mutate to grow gills and become aquaman. Only guy who's eaten more ♥♥♥♥♥ than me is Michael Douglas but he's a Democrat so ♥♥♥♥ him. Global warming isn't real.

Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hungred year slumber only to realize they've build a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once that I forgot to breathe, died, whent to heaven and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went stright to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I'm sayin dont put me in a morgue you know what im about. ♥♥♥♥. anyway I couldn't eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended sorta like what Scott Baio is doing in this video. alright ♥♥♥♥ all you guys I'm out peace

Ephebophilia is the primary or exclusive adult sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19. The term was originally used in the late 19th to mid 20th century. It is one of a number of sexual preferences across age groups subsumed under the technical term chronophiliaEphebophilia strictly denotes the preferencefor mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.

Hello, king of reddit's cringe here. You trolling? Haha I bet. Just taking a break from my waifu to tell you how blessed I am for the exposure your cumfest pit of a site has brought me. The innate scum that tried to test my love of anime, well, look at me now ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm e-famous and I'm not afraid to snap your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neck you uninteresting waste of space. Anime butts drive me nuts and I'm not afraid to kill and maim some fat fingered, greasy, cumslut ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that tries to tell me otherwise.

~~~Stay Anime~~~

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