ROSES ARE RED,
CHADDIS ARE KHAKI,
THEY'RE AFRAID OF DISSENT,
AND PREFER OLIGARCHY.

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
KEBABS ARE DELICIOUS,
DON'T MAKE THEM OF BEEF,
THAT COULD BE SEDITIOUS.

I'D WRITE SOME MORE VERSES,
WITH CRITIQUE SHARP AND RATIONAL,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE- YOU LAUGHED.
NOW WE'RE BOTH ANTI-NATIONAL.