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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:47am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:38am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:57am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 11:28am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 9:45am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 7:27pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 8:05am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 11:29am