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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:49am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:03am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:49pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 1:14pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:59am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:40am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:41pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:00pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:46am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:17am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:22am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:02am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:30am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 10:53am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:24pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:02pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:38am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:09am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:17am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 11:09am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 10:07am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 10:14am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:07am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 10:01am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 11:00am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:25pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 2:27pm