Recent reviews by Zacland

Horrible EA game as usual lmao. Can barely get through a game without crashing

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This stupid little building glitch has happened three times. I am quite confident in my building, I wouldn't say I'm great at it or anything but I can hold my own in a building battle pretty well. So after taking a few days off of the game, I come back for a match. landing in anarchy acres, I go to the main barn. I click mouse 5, and the blue silhouetted ramp icon pops up, workingasintended.jpg. so I left click, and walk forward in confidence. to my surprise, the ramp didnt show up. Odd. so i pop my building menu try again. Okay its fine, no game is perfect, and I landed alone so I lost maybe a second of time. now later in the game, I run for salty springs. I see an area where I can drop a platform and walk to the roof for cover, where I have a good view of most of the safe zone. EZ clap. I jump and press Q, and just like last time, the blue platform icon pops up. I left click again, OOF. It doesn't show up. I lose 40 HP. I'm pissed. Alright, this is cool, you're a skilled player and are fine with low health and half shields. I go on to kill 1 more unsuspecting victim with my hand cannon and see a john wick on the horizon. Showtime. I click Mouse5, and the ramps are showing up. cool beans. I'm building towards him, he's doing the same. We are in a frantic tornado of wooden walls and steel ramps, and not so sneaky floor traps. He is putting pressure on and finally gets the drop on me. I go to put a wall up, I was too confident. it didn't work. After spamming the key it FINALLY placed, and I escaped to keep building. a similar thing happens now, but, im on a ledge. I take a leap of faith, and press q, then left click. I need this platform to show up. I see my life flash before my eyes, as the relentless clicking serenades my flashbacks. missed sniper shots, my first solo win, all these memories in an instant, as the platform fails to drop. i fall. i cry, John Wick T-Bags me. retweet if this made u cry