10 Facts About You
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!"