It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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Hello Random Person, I just wanted to tell you the rules for you to be my friend on steam just in-case you wanted to know.

Your Steam Profile level needs to be at least 20, 2 years old acc, own at least 100 games, 1500+ hours in CS:GO, only accepting oxford graduates, Have a Phd in the dark matter studies, If you're older than 25 don't even bother, be married, have at least 2 kids, after adding me you are expected to divorce your wife and throw the kids in the street (these little spawns of satan). ---and much more to follow up later---
[p.s if you're a girl u can ignore all of that :) just hmu on nutlord69@hotmail.com]

ANY ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE ME OR BREAK THESE RULES: instantly add to the blacklist, receive a complaint for fraud, and i might go as far as to hack your pc if was in a foul mood.

If you send me a friend request and your Steam account does not fit the description described above, then you will be ignored by me. If you insult me under my profile, I will END you.

the other guy got LEM from the same game

lmao imagine getting silver one you sheeter

Proud American that believes LULquid will forever be top 1

I know all the pro players but it’s not a big deal to me lol.

I just graduated from a top 15 university in the US with a degree in mathematics and electrical engineering, and I am also very smart at CS:GO, former IGL/coach/analyst, currently retired from competitive play and have no plan of returning.