If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place
to stand, and I will drain the world.
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
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Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
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Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
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"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
-- The Mahabharata.
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standards, n.:
The principles we use to reject other people's code.
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Human resources are human first, and resources second.
-- J. Garbers
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