Cut Throat Van Gougha's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 12:49am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 9:15am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2018 @ 8:37am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 31 May, 2018 @ 11:30am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:26am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 8:16am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 3:07am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:30pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 9:49am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:12pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:03pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 4:51am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2019 @ 9:57am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 1:26pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 9:15am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 28 May, 2018 @ 11:54am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 3:28pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 28 May, 2018 @ 8:51am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2018 @ 6:01am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2018 @ 9:19am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 28 May, 2018 @ 7:27am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 1:33pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 1:51pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 12:04pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 1:58pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2019 @ 4:01pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 28 May, 2018 @ 7:27am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 11:49am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 1:18pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!