Recent reviews by Tee

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Like all Major Orders, this one was cleared within 48 hours.

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Are you sick of playing the same old, predictable role-playing games with their boring, linear storylines? Well, Kenshi is here to shake things up and turn the RPG world on its head!

In Kenshi, you'll get to create your own character and set out to explore a vast, open world that is filled with all sorts of weird and wacky creatures. Want to become a powerful warrior? No problem! Just spend hours upon hours grinding and leveling up your combat skills. Or maybe you'd rather take the pacifist route and try to survive by trading goods and completing quests? That's totally doable too. Just be prepared to get robbed by every bandit that crosses your path.

But don't let the open-world freedom fool you - Kenshi is no walk in the park. The combat system is brutal and unforgiving, and you'll probably end up getting your butt kicked by a gang of roving bandits more times than you'd care to admit. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right?

So if you're ready to take on the ultimate role-playing challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world gone mad, then give Kenshi a try. Just be prepared to die...a lot. But hey, at least you'll have a good time doing it!

> be me, spaceship crash survivor
> find myself on random alien planet with two others
> one is a brilliant doctor, the other is a mute artist
> guess we'll make this work.jpg
> first day, build a shoddy wooden shelter
> doctor wants to plant crops, but soil's bad
> artist is busy drawing potatoes on the walls, keeps complaining about room aesthetics
> second day, wild boomalope (exploding antelope, who designed these creatures?) enters camp
> doctor tries to tame it, ends up scaring it
> boomalope panics, crashes into wooden shelter, explodes
> mfw our home is now an inferno
> homeless but determined, we try again
> this time, we settle near a mountain
> doctor starts digging into it, hopes for a natural defense
> artist is back to potato sketches
> few days in, artist has a mental break
> apparently the 'ugliness' of the base was too much
> starts throwing potatoes everywhere
> itsonlikedonkeykong.gif
> then, the first raiders arrive
> they brought clubs to a gunfight
> sadly, we only have a shiv and artistic potatoes for defense
> we're in trouble
> miraculously, a manhunting pack of squirrels arrives
> they take out the raiders, we're saved
> start believing in divine squirrel intervention
> eventually, colony grows, we recruit more survivors
> develop technologies, discover drugs, build a drug empire, whoops
> face more threats - raiders, mechs, toxic fallout, infestations, my colonist's own stupidity
> 3 years in-game, still haven't built spaceship to escape
> too busy dealing with infighting, fires, and keeping artist happy
> still enjoying every minute of it
> 10/10 would get stuck on alien planet with potato-obsessed artist again.

Must have game <3

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===[ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

===[ Graphics: ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[Price/quality: ]===
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls


===[ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

===[ Story] ===
☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ Bugs ]===
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

Overall 10/10

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