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Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:52am

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:44pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:30am

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02pm

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:04pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:00pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:33am

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:16am

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:55am

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:10pm

The crazy colleague

Wave in the kitchen, alone, with speaker on
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:34am

Virtual cats addict

Watch MeowTube for 10mins straight
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:13pm



On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
357 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
239 / 500