Recent reviews by 科学の神

One of the best story coop games ever made
Only flaw is that split screen is mandatory even when playing online coop

hyped for 1.0

10/10 would recommend

Seeing all the recent negative reviews for OPTIONAL microtransactons/skins breaks my heart.
Its an OPTIONAL choice to help fund the development of the game.
Btw, this is a sandbox game. There is no "win" (expcept destroying the comet), hence there cannot be any p2w elements

I big time recommend the game

10/10 would recommend
go into it completely blind tho

the perfect balance between skill and gambling

NOW WITH MULTIPLAYER WOOOOOOO

The premise of the game is amazing, absolutely amazing.

But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the balancing team must be sleeping or smth, it ain't even funny.
For the love of god, please nerf light build. Them being high mobility is fine, they have less HP; but for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake, EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEAPON of light build ONE or TWO-SHOTS a medium build.
The only weapons that do not do that, are the SMGs, e.g. the XP that has the same damage as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AK but the fire rate is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cracked.
By the way, have you ever imagined Tracer from Overwatch, high af on meth, no cooldown on her teleports and instead of her rapid fire pistols she just two-shots you? No? Well, this is the average light build with "evasive dash" you play against.
And if it's not crackhead tracer you're playing against, it's just an invisible mf that two-shots you.
Thats a bruh moment right there.
And this ♥♥♥♥ so overpowered, that usually half the lobby plays light build.
It honestly aint even fun playing against these rats that fill all the lobbies.
Two more small things:
Heavy build having a grenade launcher is fine, they are slow and immobile.
But on medium build, bro? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious? The same damage output as heavy build? The reload time is a joke, this ♥♥♥♥ is like junkrat on speed, wtf. Fighting them from a distance wont even help, cause the bullet drop is pretty much non-existent, so they can still hit you from half the map away.
Heavy build having a gap closer, that also destroys buildings, is also fine. But what the fzck is the turn radius???
Bro has the mass of a bus and dashes like Sion Ult or Reinhardt dash but has the aerodynamics of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Formula One car built by Adrian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Newey himself. Nerf that ♥♥♥♥ immediately, who tf came up with methamphetamine Reinhardt??

On the bright side tho:
The design team needs a raise for their amazing work on the skins and cosmetics. Lots of Blood, Toil, Tears and Sweat are put into these and they truly look amazing.
Another shoutout goes to the marketing team that actually made the battle pass NOT a scam, but the complete opposite; you dont just get your money back by completing it, you gain additional ingame currency, more that you put in, so that you can actually buy these amazing cosmetics from the store.

Truly an amazing game, but in its current state I would not recommend it, until the balancing team finally decides to get off whatever they're smoking and start balancing the ♥♥♥♥ thats so annoying to play against.

hell yea

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banger, longest laughing session of my life

monarchys go brrrrrr