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wow you're so cool i wish i could be just like you

what the yiff...

someone smash me over the head with a brick

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I'd smash

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you're the king? I'm the king!

im abouta bustttt

The cucumber incident,

So I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass with a cucumber like usual, when the vaseline became too slippery to hold the cucumber. The cucumber instantly sucked up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I was shocked. I didn't know what to do. I tried to push it out but nothing was working.

The next day I went to work with the cucumber still up my ass. Boy was it hard to walk. Anyways eventually I felt a churning in my stomach. I realized: I had had chili the night before. I rushed to the bathroom and as soon as I sat down, ♥♥♥♥ exploded from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a volcano, and the cucumber shot out like a bullet. I had just finished ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I realized i had nowhere to hide the cucumber. I had no choice but to eat it. I look down at my ♥♥♥♥ and vaseline covered cucumber in the toilet and gag knowing what comes next. Bite by bite I ate my chili ♥♥♥♥ covered cucumber. After it was done I threw up all over in the toilet.

Then I just flushed the toilet, washed my hands and went on with my life.

ok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle!

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SURPRISE! You have been slapped by a BIG ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of your face! * CLASS * This is The Ultimate ♥♥♥♥ War of All Times 2021! There is ONE rule. You can not ♥♥♥♥ someone who has already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you !! Try to ♥♥♥♥ as many as possible before they ♥♥♥♥ you. I've slapped you in the face already, so you can not ♥♥♥♥ me. Good luck! / イ (((ヽ
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Most people get paid to suck, you do it for free X3nar

Jokes aside, nice pfp

MEOW!

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