Recent reviews by mox

literally only two c0ck options

needed more polish

haha

h-a-h-a

h--a--h--a

look guys mental illness isn't fun but this game is excellent and amazing actually, they fixed it.

s3x in the vice city


DANCE LANCE VANCE

PEOPLE I KNEW 10 YEARS AGO IN THIS GAME STILL HASSLE ME TO THIS DAY

IF I PLAYED WITH YOU BACK THEN, PLEASE COME AND HASSLE ME ALSO

(((i could do with the company)))

deus SEX, my c0ck STAY UP

GAME ATTEMPTS TO BREAK YOU


I BREAK GAME


THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE, YOU MAY WISH TO PLAY IT


CURSED Greatsword of Artorias / OUT OF 10

had to recite the bible once to a group of bandit players who tied me up when i had a broken leg

they were kind enough to give me morphine and let me go


this game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ in all honesty, i loved every minute of it

the bad one


this game's vision isn't so augmented

The right game at the right time can make all the difference in the world.

Now smell the nostalgic ashes and replay the game again, Mr. Freeman.

𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴.

You will meet Russians who will tell you the wonders of goat milk

You will meet Finns who are only capable of saying ence 4 berkele

You will waste your life savings on cruddy virtual skins that peel off easier than a condom.

But most importantly, you will never leave silver ELO hell.

John Romero's Downward Spiral.