Recent reviews by Wubbies

It's great except for when it isn't.

The cat's fur physics are better than the game itself.

Booted up the game full of confidence from watching youtube videos. Spawned in the desert, starving and missing an arm. I travel to the nearest city to stock up on supplies and head towards the Hub, but ran out of food halfway there by the Holy Nation. I get caught stealing a loaf of bread in Okran's Shield and become enslaved. I escape from slavery and spend 100 hours training my characters assassination and stealth skills up to 100 using totally legitimate tactics such as chopping off all four limbs of a shek warrior i assassinated and putting him in a sleeping bag so I can infinitely assassinate him.

Then I assassinate the Bugmaster, turn him in to the Sheks and join the Flotsam Ninjas to get the Sheks and ninjas to help me bring down the Holy Nation. With the help of the Flotsam Ninjas and the Sheks acting as meatshields, I manage to sneak inside Okran's Shield, kidnap High Inquisitor Valtena (The leader of the Holy Nation camp where I got caught stealing bread 100 hours ago) and I bring him to the cannibal plains where I watch from the shadows as he's strapped to a pole being eaten alive like a human kebab.

TL;DR I was enslaved by a big bad guy for stealing bread, so I spent 100 hours training so I could turn said big bad guy into kebab.

10/10 would recommend.

The game is free, but don't let that fool you. After just 20 minutes of playing the game, you'll have wasted $50 on buying a new mouse and keyboard since you smashed them to bits only to realize that the game doesn't save when you quit. 10/10 would recommend.