HOTTIE WITH A BODDIE >.<

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, ♥♥♥♥ your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our ♥♥♥♥. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!