Recent reviews by Rasputin

Do you like John Madden? Do you want a fast way to hate the sound of his name? Well boy do I have the game for you. Simply find a server and sit back while his name is echoed in the deep lonely depths of space...... If only you could jump into those depths..... 1 /10 Absolutely loved it.

Have you ever sat down and wondered "I want a game where all you have to do is make sandwiches for cats"? Well then you came to the wrong place, because this game will take you on a journey where every turn is a new adventure. You can destroy nations, launch nukes, make cats sandwiche- wait......... no, yeah thats right. So I recomend you pick up this game as soon as you can 2/10 would play again.

This game, THIS GAME RIGHT HERE. Its like eating rainbows while flying on a top hat wearing, monocle bearing narwhal who flys through mystical lands with bacon trees and skittlefalls. And joing you on this journey is the most badass team ever, featuring ( but not limited too) James Bond, Robin Williams, zombie Bruce Lee, and Doctor Phil ( because on this journey you'll need to talk about how awesome you feel ). So buckle up and hold onto to your hat buddy because you're on a no stop ride ( unless you need to use the bathroom, the narwhal is a nice guy )to a great time! 10 out of 5, you should play.