Recent reviews by wsh.lua

This game is fantastic. Obviously, it is an asset flip from Elden Ring. However, it borrows movement and some mechanics and introduces new features from other FromSoft games, such as Sekiro and Bloodborne. Two new characters can be unlocked through classic Elden Ring-style quests, as well as non-linear progression through bosses. DO NOT think there is only one main boss; you unlock the rest after defeating the first one.

gay baby game for gooners

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Physics }---
☐ Flawless
☐ Realistic
☑ Acceptable
☐ Probably okay
☐ Laughably bad
☐ Tetris

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Its a good game. Stop complaining about every little thing.

She Baulder on my Gate till I three.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Removed multiplayer if you dont purchase the new $70 DLC that adds a handful of new guns, old maps purely for a nostalgia aspect and a 4 hours long campaign using reused assets from Warzone (A FREE GAMEMODE). Activation needs to fix their cash grab complex and listen to their fans.

LETS GOOOO GAME OF THE YEAR ONLY Ws GOD OF WAR L 1-0 BABY LETS GOOO

Scares the crap out of my while being fun

its a crack addiction

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