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mad kid, bot still bot

9 year old acc... loose like you the kid. ♥♥♥♥

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

AITA for storing 2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrates in the Beirut Port?

So I'm (48M) the head of the Lebanese Customs and with the approval of the relevant political authorities I've allowed 2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrates to be stored in the Beirut Port for several years. Following a rather large accident, they (the aforementioned political authorities) are accusing me of negligence and have arrested me even though they've previously turned a blind eye to the problem. So Reddit, Am I The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

-rep tried to scam me multiple times, and said that he "diddled" my mum. Not cool jack, not cool