DragonFace: "Man, your lips look weird!"

M.E.W : woh 2 yers r u a grandpap
M.E.W : ur so old and cool can i b like u

Myself, because DragonFace told me to: "It's gotta be warmer than dogfights."

Lemon: "Let's all lick butts and kill each other."

5:39 PM - M.E.W: Choosy moms choose yiff

M.E.W : o man potato face is my favorite meme too112!

Lemon: "Ninjas are black, and I've seen you, and you don't look black to me!"

Lillyshark : i pewpewd i swear

Lemon (While wearing a sombrero): "This Mexican is preventing me to see."

Fred: "We have nipples too."

Lemon: "Don't try to what you know."

John McCarthy : I was trying to shovel a baguette up your ass :(

8:56 AM - Alpha Z: Come December, ISIS will be shooting christmas presents at America.

Sapo: Double-dipping is like "sloppy seconds", but with less vagina.

R.P.S. DA BEAR : hentai is gross and unrealistic
R.P.S. DA BEAR : all porn is gross and unreal
R.P.S. DA BEAR : real sex is between two people who love each other

Sapo: Are your thoughts on bukkake the same as your thoughts on Israel?

★Lilly★ : are you one of those fuzzies

M.E.W., on furries: "They probably eat cat food."

11:05 PM - M.E.W: It is a two handed operation

11:53 PM - M.E.W: I love you too snugglefluff
11:53 PM - M.E.W: Oh
11:53 PM - M.E.W: ♥♥♥♥
11:53 PM - M.E.W: Uh
11:53 PM - M.E.W: These aren't the droids you're looking for

"You eat Sour Patch Kids like you eat Sour Skittles." "Yeah, you grab a handful, shove them in your mouth, and pray to your respective god."

Jesus Christ : make sure to read your bible son

Scot, on watching Ultimate Teacher on your own: "It's like taking off all your clothes, shoving a wheel of cheese up your ass, coating yourself in honey, and chanting sheogorath backwards over and over"

Fish: Ix can do more than just jam heals up your ass

Sapo: I have plenty of flavor!

5:10 PM - I'm coming home: People pushing a politically correct agenda
5:11 PM - I'm coming home: are just trying to make a kidz bop version of the real world

Alpha Z - Today at 9:14 PM
ATRUM BUY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRESS

Tom: It's like shooting sperm in a barrel.

1:49 PM - BKRandy: I COLORED THAT STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOMATO

1:51 PM - BKRandy: It's time
1:51 PM - BKRandy: ASSEMBLE
1:51 PM - BKRandy: >
1:51 PM - BKRandy: :
1:51 PM - BKRandy: ^
1:51 PM - BKRandy: 3
1:51 PM - BKRandy: c
1:51 PM - low. Armor in Your Armor:
1:51 PM - BKRandy: >:^3c

Jay, in Kermit voice: Gotta go fast... Like Kermit the Hedgehog.

Alpha: Fish stop talking about my ♥♥♥♥

1:46 PM - BKRandy: Anyways if he lives in Maryland I'm sure you could get some gay fish Friday ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on

Miguel: Instead of sperm, it's frogs.

2:31 AM - BKRandy: I didn't even get to the part where the bunny sentries attack you

Latodorian: I roll the best penises.

Fish: I don't go to TB for his political views I go to watch his options menu fetish videos

Sapo: You're making it more advanced than an animal cracker.

Sapo - You're just saying that because you don't want to become the Silly Putty of sex. 9/17/17

Sapo - You can't just half-ass a kinky binky.

Sapo - I take small bits and I stretch 'em.

Jay: Its just water. Its like leg soup. Legs! Just add water!

Jay: Can we lynch that Sandvich Hoovy?

Jay: "Tf2 made a demigod gay
What will it do to your children"

Joybug - 6/19/19 at 2:26 AM
"It's going to be the Adolph Hitler of racers"

OrganicGranite/Julie - 8/5/19 at 3:14 PM
"what is a human if not a meat mecha?"

Meso - 8/17/19 at 5:09 PM
"If we could get more casual noose porn more people would come around to my way of thinking"

Snow Miser - 11/28/19
"What's a clown racial slur?"

"I don't wanna see the asscrack of his neckflaps!" - Snow Miser, 12/12/19

Ant - 1/14/20, 10:39 PM
"i'll even take off the nazi cosplay"

Joybug - 2/24/20, 1:58 PM
"It's the star Trek of sexual empowerment"