Recent reviews by Ocelot

If you're looking for perfection in an FPS, look no further. You've found it. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

It has action. It has excitement. It has guns. OUTSTANDING!

This is my most played game in my library of 400+ games, every second has been worth it. If you like adrenaline rush gameplay, it's here. If you like boobs, you won't find them here but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the game awesome. It is everything a Hollywood Blockbuster wishes to be, and then some. There is a thrilling, white-knuckle single player campaign that will rack in a whopping 4-5 hours of game time. That's like, an afternoon maybe! It's crazy.

Dice, Chop & Mince In Seconds! You never need to switch blades, chop up vegetables, nuts, & fruits, quickly and easily. With every slap, the finer the food gets and it is easy to clean and the Graty is dishwasher safe. You can't beat that. Now let's break down some features, yeah?

1) A brand new, cutting edge and innovative single player campaign with new characters, new guns and new new.

2) A Cornucopia of multiplayer modes and features. Wanna hop online and shoot people? Check.

3) Now the famous, super-soft fleece blanket that has sleeves comes in super-stylish leopard print! It keeps you cozy, leaves your hands free and won't slip or slide like regular blankets. Machine wash and dry. Imported. 71" x 54".

4) It has more DLC than The Sims franchise. Keep adding onto your experience!

So what else does the game offer for your hard earned Bison Bucks? Well, there's rim lighting, character self-shadowing, texture streaming and physics-enabled effects add incredible realism. This was implemented in Modern Warfare, but hot damn it's here too! There's also a 1-4 player mode called Tranzit, 'cause Z's make everything more intenze. Tranzit is open world co-op. New maps, too! You wanted 'em, you got 'em. Open spaces, tight corners and all the lag you hate are all here for a rich, immersive online gaming experience. Now, I beat the game's single player campaign in about 20 minutes or so, give or take because I've been playing CoD games since Black Ops I, so I'm a seasoned Vet. Your mileage may, and probably will, vary.

Although many players never even once try the campaign after dishing $60 for the dang game, the single player is a lot of fun. Treyarch introduces choices for the campaign; some of which affect which of the three endings you get. Additionally, new optional missions called Strike Force are included.

Do I recommend this? Absolutely. And if you get a PHYSICAL copy, get the Care Package. It has lots of goodies like the following:

- Rotisserie Body with Glass Door
- Dual-heating tray with lid
- Spit Rod Assembly (2-wheels and 2 spit rods)
- Flat Spit Basket
- Drip Tray with Grate Cover
- Spit Loading Base
- BBQ Gloves
- 12-Elastic Food Ties
- Instructional Booklet and DVD

But what about Zombies? Zombies is where the game really shines. The new maps are tons of fun to explore, discover secrets on, and of course kill zombies. DLC gets lots of criticism, but the maps are usually worth it! The maps are very well done and Zombies' fun gameplay does a lot to breathe life into this otherwise overdone series. (But let's be honest, it ain't overdone at all, haha. Scrubs)

And the game is really a breeze to get into if you're a nub. You just gotta hop online and hold your trigger key, and pray. It's the Call of Duty way. And to all the people saying this game is a 0/10... really? Seriously giving this game a 0? What does that say about your credibility. If you're going to write a review, at least be honest and say whats wrong with it. Hell, for a game to get a 0, it would need to not work. Give it a 4-6 if you like and say why. That way, people might at least get some insight into your review rather than "Piece of crap" etc., etc. This game ain't the best but it sure as hell isn't a 0. And seriously, if this game was a 0, and MW3 was a 0, then why the hell are they continually breaking record sales? Exactly.